| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay.
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| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
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| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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| Albus: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
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| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
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| Albus: | Dad, this response is really getting old.
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| Harry: | TWO HEADMASTERS.
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| Albus: | Yes, I get it, two hea—
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| Harry: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
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| Albus: | Da—
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| Harry: | THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM. |